bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via bastille)


jakebutternubs:

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

he’s late for a very important date

jakebutternubs:

iguanatime:

he’s on an important journey

he’s late for a very important date

(via bastille)


froth:

behold the descendants of the mighty wolf

froth:

behold the descendants of the mighty wolf

(via rigdonfox)


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Bitch, don’t try me. I am Rihanna.

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lamelohan:

leaving mcdonalds like:

(via kuteforkilla)


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lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

(via smilemorgan)


obey-loser:

when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds

image

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aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

(via distraction)